So, you’ve found your way here. Possibly because of a search query. But more likely because you saw a link on Facebook or are a friend of mine.

Who am I?

I go by Mel. Or Awkwurd.

Seriously, dyke for hire?

Yeah, seriously. It was a joke, initially. But I liked it and it stuck.

Yes, I am a dyke.

No, I’m not really for hire.